79 - Joe Dirt

Connection To THE MASTER OF DISGUISE - Both made by Adam Sandler's production company Happy Madison.

This movie is an absolute classic...

Well not really, but compared to The Master Of Disguise it is, with a likable enough lead (surprising since he's played by David Spade), and Christopher Walken at one point dancing in it.

Most of Joe Dirt's story is told in flashback to a radio DJ (SNL alumni Dennis Miller) in California, where Joe now works as a custodian, the film is basically a story of random events, it's sort of like a white trash Forrest Gump (though it doesn't place him in any point in famous history), even a girl he loves Brandy (Brittany Daniel) that gets away. In recount the story of his journey to the DJ unbeknownst to him he as become an overnight sensation. Among his adventures include getting captured by Buffalo Bob (complete with putting lotion on it's skin) and working at a school as a janitor with a former mob boss (Walken) in the witness protection program.

I did like Spade here, it feels so rare playing somebody who isn't snarky (like 99% of his work), his character here is more good natured and self deprecating (he even jokes temporally that he slept with his sister), while I've said the female lead in some of the comedies with a bit of loser lead are always clearly too good for them I didn't actually feel it so much with Brandy, though my experience of Daniel was Sweet Valley High and a brief arc in Dawson's Creek so maybe I don't feel the same I did for her initially as some other actresses.

In the rest of the cast we have cool smaller role for Walken who is just fun when on screen and Jaime Pressly also pops up as the already mentioned sister, I should mention the cast also features Kid Rock as the films jerk, yeah he's not really much of an actor.

Overall, I'm not going to pretend it's a great film but it has it's moments and is better then Master Of Disguise by miles. Some of the enjoyment though might be on how much you think of Spade.

21 - Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol

Connection To THE QUICK AND THE DEAD - Sharon Stone

I really love the Police Academy movies, these are the words I feel I need to start with, this is not any confessional - I am proud of it, I had them all on VHS back in the day (except the last one which hadn't been made yet), they all must have got watched plenty of times - I always insisted on going to bed at a certain time (strange kid I know) where I would a video, very little of them where actually "kid" movies (though some where) and they would often be comedies such as Scrooged, Spaceballs - stuff like that, stuff that had adult jokes, Police Academy since there was 6 of them, where the kings. I think 2 and 6 where probably my least favourite then, so it was a battle between Miami Beach and the other 3 movies that where admittedly pretty similar.

I think 4 was my favourite though if I had to pick, though it stuck to the formula that already established, I think I enjoyed the mix of the pre-established characters and some of the new faces (Mrs. Feldman, House etc.) and thus it's probably still my favourite of the bunch.

1,3 and 4 basically go like this - new recruits put through, wacky hi-jinks ensure, criminals who wasn't a threat for the rest of the movie became a threat and everybody bands together at the end to defeat them. 1 dealt with the original recruits like Mahoney, Hightower and Jones, whilst the 3rd (Back In Training) had them original recruits be instructors against a rival academy (the city can only keep one open), whilst deals with real citizens in the C.O.P. (Citizens On Patrol) initiative, but let's face it these differences are only there to make the films just a little bit different.

Most of the old favourites get a chance to shine from Zed (Bobcat Goldthwait) to Lassard (George Gaynes), but some are close to just being there and I'm thinking the filmmakers just didn't want them left out. I always liked Steve Guttenberg in these movie, he seems to get a lot of flack but he's a very likable presence.

Harris (G.W. Bailey) is back replacing Art Mertano as Mauser, which for some reason was said because he had an accident that left him in a wheelchair for life (which is true) but that didn't happen until 1989 - who replaced him in the 2nd and 3rd, he's even inherited his lackey Proctor (Lance Kinsey) with zero explanation, I guess they didn't need to explain it since it's there job to be the antagonist. I think I prefer Harris of the two, I just preferred his performance and his comeuppance always seemed more satisfactory.

David Spade makes his debut and he's shockingly with the wise-cracks as a skateboarder saved from jail by Mahoney who gets him into the C.O.P. program, Spade's double for the skateboarding scenes is none other then Tony Hawk while Sharon Stone plays the girl-of-the-week (if this was a TV show) for Mahoney, who is a reporter covering the project, another noticeble face for me Corinne Bohrer as a recruit and Zed's love interest is a very pretty lady and remember her in a short-lived sit-com around the early 90s it might have been called Free Spirit something like, I think she was a witch in that, anyway I digress she also later played Veronica's mother on Veronica Mars.

The random funniest scene for me is Lassard is talking about the C.O.P program and forgetting what it stands for and Zed next to him saying Citizens On Patrol in gritted teeth and then Lassard repeating it in gritted teeth, don't know why that still makes me laugh to this day.

Of these new faces only House would appear in the next movie (and that's it) - which would mark no more Mahoney, as well as Zed and Sweetchuck, Billie Bird (Mrs. Feldman) would appear in the sixth movie but is playing a different character for some reason.

Overall I just like it I can still watch this now (like the other films) and get so much enjoyment out of me, if you hate the Police Academy movies as a rule though I can't see this changing your mind.